Theme Overview

This theme is neither conservative, nor compassionate – like our former president. Compassionate Conservative will install itself without the help of the pesky, bureaucratic, and socialist WordPress administration. It gets 10 miles to the gallon, hates other hybrid themes, and doesn’t believe in global warming because it just ain’t so. Last week, Compassionate Conservative asked themeophilia to cover it’s monthly maintenance, but because he had a pre-existing CSS bug, we had to turn him down.

This theme will help you express how you feel about the socialist democratic regime, including it’s death panels and ridiculous healthcare reform ideas. Who needs change? We certainly don’t, as everything works fine the way it is! Your viewers will appreciate your bravery in showing off your inner-jackass with this politically incorrect WordPress theme.